Football is full of big egos, just look at Arsenal coach Wenger, take another look at Şaban Hakan Sukur, or for someone closer to home just have a chat to Sir Eski Kanka Jim. But what the bloody hell does Ankara Mayor Melih Gokcek really think he is.
According to a report on the Anadolu news agency on Saturday, Gokcek is going to cut short a trip to the far east in order to attend Ankaraspor's last match of the season.
"I'm going back to Ankara to motivate the team", said the bastard who closed down our pub.
His Highness is in Seoul at the moment and has apparently decided not to bother with his trip to China where he was going to try and drum up business for the capital.
I have nothing against Ahmet Turgut's brother-in-law's team but with motivation from none other than Ankara's biggest wanker, Mr. Gokcek, my money and my prayers, are on Ankaraspor to be relegated.