I've quoted Steven Wells a number of times on this blog and he has just come up with another brilliant idea for footy:
We should tool the refs up. Not with guns, obviously. That would be stupid. But certainly with tasers...
Let's make the players wear undergarments laced with a filigree of superconductive wiring. One word of dissent, one raised eyebrow, the slightest suggestion of a smirk, one tiny gesture of sarcastic applause and the offending player is dealt a brief but instructive agony. This could be particularly effective with those players feigning injury. Bzzzzzzt! Get up. Bzzzzzzzzt! Get up. Repeat as needed.
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