Greetings Kankas. I can offer you the chance of a lifetime. Read on.....
I have just been informed that the 2nd Leg of the 2nd Round match between MIGHTY HIBERNIAN and Dinaburg Daugavpils will be held in Daugavpils on Saturday 8 July KO 6pm and that if you rush your names to me soonest I can possibly reserve a ticket for you.
The ticket price is 2 Lats (which equates to 2 Pounds Sterling) so it will be just like going to see an Ankaraspor match !!!
So, don't delay - take up this offer of a lifetime before MIGHTY HIBERNIAN go on and play a famous team like Real Madrid, Juventus or Ankaragucu !!!
All the best from upbeat Eski Kanka Jim